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My 5th tumblr blog since May 2008. Follow me and my adventures with Clyde, my camera!

Aug 23rd

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Aug 4th

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Aug 4th

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Ready and Willing by Self Against City

Jul 31st

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Re-blog to show that you’re an original Tumblr user. We need everyone we can to stick together before the hype of this website tears us all apart. mriggy.tumblr.com since May 2008.

Jul 21st

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Jun 28th

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Dear Ugly Jelli, I hope you’re having a lot of fun at work! I’ve been watching MTV the whole time. I finally got some food from McDonalds around 11PM here. It’s nothing compared to Japanese McDonalds, ahah. I’m still looking for a car for Nathan, but he might get an Altezza. I approve! It’s a sexy black one, manual and close-by. Hmm… Actually, I think...

Jun 27th

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50 things to do in a Movie Theatre.

omfgitsarmando: hoyitsannbur: monicaivy: xkillercupcakes: luigigatuslao: yeeeaahgrace: teewynn: 1. Try to start a wave 2. Gasp every time there is a swear word. 3. Wear a huge Afro wig. 4. Every 15 minutes stand up and then sit back down. 5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!” 6. If there is a love scene, reach over in front of you and cover a random person’s eyes. 7. Stand in...

Jun 27th

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Jun 17th

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The Connotation of "Balls"

Iggy: Where is Dad anyways?

Mom: Hitting balls.

Jun 17th

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Project P: The List

Bench Next to a Penguin Blank White Wall Busy Street Next to an iPad Super Hero Mannequin Hugging a Box of Golden Grams Kissing a Stuffed Penguin Kung Fu, Bro! Jumping In Front of McDonalds Toy’s Story 3 Poster

Jun 17th

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Please be alright, Freeway.

Jun 15th

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Jun 9th

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Jun 7th

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Today, I am a man. (Samuel L. Jackson voice)

Jun 6th

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May 26th

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Half Fast

 Iggy wanted me to post this because he's too lazy...
Jellay: wow, half fast much?
Iggy: half fast?
Jellay: nvm lol uhhh for me?
Iggy: wait wait wait!
Iggy: what's half fast?
Jellay: like doing half the work
Iggy: i think you mean half-assed
 LOL
Jellay: na uh
Iggy: half-assed means you BSed it pretty much
Iggy: i've never heard of half fast before
Jellay: ive always heard half fast!
 really?
 it's half assed!
Jellay: FOR REAL!?!
Iggy: FERREALS!
 AHAHAHAHAH
Jellay: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Iggy: tumblr that pleaseeee
 from when you said half fast
 to fuuuuuu
 pleasepleaseplease
 
Jellay: why me?
 why can't you
 ?
Iggy: wait
 i'm reading car stuff.
 yeah..
Jellay: : \
 psh well im watching videos

May 26th

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May 22nd

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May 22nd

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May 19th

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May 11th

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May 8th

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May 5th

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May 2nd

You make me happy.

Apr 27th

Bluntness

Dad: Do we have a movie, mommy?
Mom: Yeah, The Princess and the Frog!
Dad: Is that the black girl?

Apr 25th

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Apr 24th

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Apr 23rd

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Guitar Models

*red+u Phoenix Rekkaken says: Hmm, I wonder what the difference between a Special and a Special 2 is...
broseph iggy says: about 1 units of special?
broseph iggy says: duh!
*red+u Phoenix Rekkaken says: ...
*red+u Phoenix Rekkaken says: I feel dumb talking to you =(
broseph iggy says: : D

Apr 22nd

Apr 20th

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Apr 17th

jmallon: Iggy is back! HOLLA! <3 China was coolbeans, but it’s nice to be back home. Posts following soon!

Apr 17th

Photographic Suprise!

I just got a forwarded e-mail from Keyz: Do you mind calling iggy for me and having him come by the youth center to sign a consent form to send his photo up to kadena for winning the local exhibit! v/r Shawna Vitarbo Programs Coordinator Yokota AB, Japan I love how far one picture has taken me.

Apr 17th

jmallon: I’m going to be dreading the next five days. But I hope you have lots of fun adventures! : ) I’ll miss you though. I shall miss thee even moreth! I’ll be thinking of you while my Google is being censored in China!

Apr 12th

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Chinese Censorship Reaches Americans

iggyeatsindie: any tips? iggyeatsindie: should i bring posters of the tiananmen square massacre with me?! xdamn itz emilyx: who is tianamen ? xdamn itz emilyx: : l iggyeatsindie: LMFAO, THEY CENSOR THE CHINESE WHEN THEY’RE NOT EVEN IN CHINA?! iggyeatsindie: AHAHAHA. just kidding xdamn itz emilyx: : l

Apr 11th

China, You Censoring Bastard!

iggyeatsindie: leaving for china for 5 days tomorrow!
intertubes: baha
iggyeatsindie: yeah
intertubes: nice!
iggyeatsindie: : D
intertubes: have fun getting censored
iggyeatsindie: i know right
intertubes: >:
iggyeatsindie: *runs into crowd*
iggyeatsindie: "TIENANMEN SQUARE TIENANMEN SQUARE! EVIL EVIL!"
iggyeatsindie: *gone forever*
intertubes: lmfao
intertubes: no more like
intertubes: /runs into crowd
intertubes: /pulls out phone "HEY LOOK, IM GOOGLING SOMETHING RIGHT NOW. LETS GOOGLE CIVIL RIGHTS"
intertubes: *gone forever*
iggyeatsindie: AHAHAHAH